i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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