That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
ugly people sure do ruin things
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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