best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
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