"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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