Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
lets start a swedish sibling band together
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Randomize
