You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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