it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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