So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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