It's Friday. Sex?
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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