I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
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