Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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