Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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