yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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