$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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