talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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