i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
