Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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