i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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