I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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