I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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