We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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