Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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