For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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