I think scott just propositioned me for sex
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
COCAINE IS GR8
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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