just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
