Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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