what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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