i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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