Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
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