I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
That accounts for only three of the penises
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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