I love black thongs
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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