We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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