the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
