Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
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I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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