Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Randomize
