in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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