is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
porn star boner night. come get it.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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