I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
COCAINE IS GR8
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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