Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
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