I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I accidentally burped into my bong.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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