it wasn't lemon gatorade
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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