Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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