dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
do herpes really smell.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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