he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
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