i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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