watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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