why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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