We're like a lot better than the average bears
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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