I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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