no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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