...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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