No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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