Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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