I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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