Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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